Ridiculously Funny Ways Bollywood Deals With "SUHAAGRAAT" Love making

No one spouts wisdom on love, relationships and sex better than Bollywood. Well, after all, we are a sanskari country, where sexual innuendoes are totally acceptable but sex is not, right? So, when Bollywood decides to get it on, be prepared to laugh out loud . Let's travel back in time and check out the ridiculously funny ways in which Bollywood simulated sex with the birds and the bees ... LITERALLY.

1. Flower play: Remember those songs when you'd find mutant flowers blooming in front of two canoodling actors faces? Guess what they were doing behind those flowers? No, seriously, guess, because there's no case of show and tell here.

2. Thundering nights: Wet clothes, bonfire, squirming facial expressions... #SexyTimes!

3. Behind the trees: We are Indians. We take the art of peekaboo to a whole new level...

4. Blouse strings: This is a typical first-night scene in a zillion Bollywood movies. The guy loosens the girl's blouse strings, removes her jewellery, gently pushes her on the bed, the lights go off. No prizes for guessing what's coming up next!

5. A glass of milk: Well, the subject of this scene is the milk glass. Milk equals sex, apparently?

6. Messy bedsheets: This is the morning-after imagery of choice for pretty much all of Bollywood.

7. Bird lovin': Apparently, the most decent way to depict sex - showing two birds kissing. *Slow Clap*

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